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    Blogthean Το avatar του χρήστη Storyteller
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    Προεπιλογή Προγραμματιστικά Ανέκδοτα

    Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
    The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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    Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
    A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


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    How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
    None – It’s a hardare problem


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    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.


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    Programming is like sex:
    One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.


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    A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”
    To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”


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    There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks.


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    Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
    The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
    “Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”


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    Why computers are like men:

    1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
    2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

    Why computers are like women:

    1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



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    The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea.

    Πηγή: Best Programming Jokes
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    Blogthean Το avatar του χρήστη pstathis
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    Προεπιλογή Απάντηση: Προγραμματιστικά Ανέκδοτα

    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
    Αρχικά δε το έπιασα! Χαχαχα

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